Amazon offers The Office Answer Wheel for . Free shipping with Prime or on orders over $25.

Product Description:
The perfect desktop accessory for your home or office, this humorous gag gift comes with a miniature spinning answer wheel with a sarcastic twist. If you're tired of the parade of questions from your boss, kids, or coworkers, give the wheel a spin to get the answer you need to the endless queries! 

• Miniature spinning “prize wheel”: A 3-½-inch-tall miniature spinning wheel that makes a satisfying "tic tic" sound when spun and provides answers to pesky office inquires (answers include: count me in; I call early weekend; Yes, and I love your hair; Ask me next week; I demand coffee; and more)
• Joke book included: Kit also includes a mini joke book if you need more witty comebacks for coworkers
• A unique gift: A hilarious gift for those who can use some office humor to help get through the slog of the work week