ThinkGeek offers Jurassic Hunter Blades for $9.99 (reg. $29.99) plus $6.95 shipping.
It would have been awesome if humans and dinosaurs had roamed the Earth at the same time. Well, probably significantly more awesome for the dinosaurs, after our initial, "OH MY GOD, IT'S A FLIPPIN' DINOSAUR!" reaction wore off.
Our weapon of choice in this kind of situation would be drones. Or long-range missiles. Because who wants to get close to something that might travel in herds and think of you fondly as dinner? But occasionally you know one would sneak up on you, and you'd have a Bad Day if you weren't armed appropriately.
These Jurassic Hunter Blades are just the ticket for all your being-cornered-by-a-dinosaur needs. Choose one with a fixed or spring-assisted blade. With a pattern on the blade that looks uncannily like that of the infamous (and also fictional because we just made it up) wasabi-colored sabre-toothed tiger, these are perfect for defending yourself at close quarters. Or possibly stabbing yourself so you aren't eaten alive. Or slicing up that nice gondwanatherian you caught for dinner.
Category: Sports & Outdoors
Posted on 27 June 2016, 10:00 PM